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| Please do not feed sugar cubes to the rats on the subway. It causes them to smoke and play loud music. |
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| If you step into the gap, you will be sucked quickly to Hell while the grey-faced people look on. Your tummy is unbecoming for a man your age and professional assignation. |
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| Do not vomit hot dogs at the robotic device whilst prodding it in the duodenum with your finger in a rude and aggressive manner. |
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| What about ponies? They do not poo in the streets! |
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| If you do any of these bad things in this playground your head will immediately pop off like a spiked volleyball. You will also lose your feet, which are really ugly and have an oversized big toe, kind of like Uma Thurman's in Kill Bill. |
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